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Friday, 2002-04-12

lady astor to sir winston churchill

If you were my husband, I'd put arsenic in your coffee. Lady Astor

If I were your husband, I'd drink it! Sir Winston Churchill


2002-04-14 19:09 / Rowdy P:

That Winston, he's a funny guy. I remember one time we were strolling down Market Street in London admiring the wares, when he asked me to buy him a half-dozen apples because he had forgotten his money clip. I agreed, but ended up spending my last pence on it. As we passed the pears, he asked me to buy him some of those too. Seeing as how I had no money, I turned to him and said, "Winston, I have nothing to offer but blood, toil, tears and sweat." We laughed all the way back to Buckingham.

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