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Thursday, 2006-01-26

whereas a senate resolution Jonathan Horak supports

Whereas the Longhorns won the BCS national championship game, defeating the University of Southern California by a score of 41-38 at the Rose Bowl in Pasadena, California on January 4, 2006; and especially

Whereas Jonathan Horak shockingly agrees with Texas Sens. Kay Bailey Hutchison and John Cornyn: Now therefore be it

Resolved, that the World—

  1. May commence collapsing in on itself.

[The first "whereas" copied from Bevo Beat: Whereas, the U.S. Senate formally recognizes the Horns' championship. The rest attributed to this rather dazed blogger.]


2006-01-27 23:40 / Olivia-Beth:

and this is why I am proud to be a longhorn. :o)

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